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From sharks attacking global internet to smelling like a concept, here are some of the funniest times that someone crafted a completely new sentence, enjoy!

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22 Hilariously Evil Life Hacks That We Absolutely Do Not Recommend

These Life Hacks Might Not Be Ethical, But They Sure Are Helpful!

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These tips aren&#39;t the best....but they&#39;re technically not wrong. Here are some&nbsp;chaotic life hacks that don&#39;t quite have it down morally, but will somehow give you the result that you want. But at that point, you won&#39;t even want to follow these tips anymore. I mean, these tips are all sourced from a subreddit called&nbsp;r/<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/" target="_blank">Sh*ttyLifeProTips</a>. That should be self-explanatory. Vote on the funniest, snarkiest life hacks below!

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Football is great. Sports are the best. But do you know what's even better than just regular football? Incredibly awkward NFL photos and and NFL memes. Honestly, it just enhances the game. They may be gladiators on the field, but that doesn't make them immune to embarrassing&nbsp;moments.&nbsp;These are some of the weirdest moments in NFL football history ever captured on camera which is basically a nice way of saying there are a lot of personal fouls and illegal touching going on here.&nbsp;

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Everybody has those off days. Reddit group r/<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt" target="_blank">therewasanattempt</a> contains images&nbsp;of those moments in life, captured so people like us can enjoy them. Until, of course, some of these are you...

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One fateful day in 2010, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/facts-about-keanu-reeves/rydavis">Keanu Reeves</a> sat down on a bench in New York to eat a sandwich. Well, perhaps enjoy is not the right word, as the actor looked absolutely miserable at the time. A nearby photographer snapped a photo of the star, and thus began the history of the Sad Keanu meme.&nbsp;Few memes have managed to make as big an impact as the Keanu&nbsp;Reeves meme. The true story behind the Sad Keanu&nbsp;Reeves meme is one for the history books. From the legal backlash, to the outpour of support from fans who believed <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/heartwarming-keanu-reeves-stories/anncasano">the star was a wonderful person</a>, don't be surprised if this tale goes on to serve as the inspiration for&nbsp;a future "Best Picture" Oscar nominee.&nbsp;

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What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.

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The funniest one-liners from the Fox sitcom New Girl highlight the factors that earned it acclaim from viewers and critics alike and allowed it to run from 2011-2018: its blend of <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/comedy-drama-tv-shows-and-series/ranker-tv?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">comedy and drama</a>, the chemistry among the cast members, the relatability of the characters, and the engaging portrayal of people in their 20s and early 30s making their way through young adulthood. Among its stars are Zooey Deschanel as Jessica "Jess" Day, Jake Johnson as Nick Miller, Max Greenfield as Schmidt, Lamorne Morris as Winston Bishop, and Hannah Simone as Cece Parikh.Which one-liners and quotes from New Girl episodes on this crowd-ranked list of memes gleaned from Reddit do you find the most witty, weird, or funny? Vote them up!&nbsp;

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The 24 Funniest 'New Girl' One-Liners We Can Quote 'All Day Son! All Day,' Ranked

The 24 Funniest 'New Girl' One-Liners We Can Quote 'All Day Son! All Day!' Ranked By Fans

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From organically-sourced Halloween decorations to Starbucks getting someone&#39;s name wrong, here are some of our favorite jokes that started off innocuous but ended up taking wildly unexpected turns, courtesy of r/<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/irz2hr/that_man_is_a_treasure/" target="_blank">HolUp</a>. Enjoy!

23 Funny Jokes That Started Off Innocent Before Taking Completely Unexpected Turns

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Look at these pictures of The Simpsons lookalikes and just try to deny that <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/all-the-simpsons-characters/reference">Simpsons characters</a> have gone beyond Springfield, leaving the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/my-favorite-cartoons-of-all-time">greatest animated series of all time</a> behind. As you&#39;ll see below, Simpsons doppelgangers also live among us. Some of them are normal folks you might pass on the street, while others are famous celebrities you never even noticed look strikingly similar to people on The Simpsons.

These people who look just like Simpsons characters force us to ask a very important question: which came first: Matt Groening&#39;s characters or the real-life lookalikes?

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With a show as iconic as Gilmore Girls, people are going to have controversial opinions. From Rory's boyfriends to family matters, fans have a lot to say about the mother-daughter duo's lives in Stars Hollow. Lorelai And Rory's Relationship is often seen as a positive and unbreakable bond, however it might be more toxic than you think.We took to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/GilmoreGirls/">Gilmore Girls Reddit</a> and compiled a list of the hottest takes we could find over the seven seasons. Vote up the ones you totally agree with!&nbsp;List does not include 'Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life.'&nbsp;

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From the Olympics to the never-boring election season, there are a lot of memes that couldn't capture 2024 any better if they tried. These are <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-history-memes/samantha-dillinger?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">the best memes</a> that went viral in 2024.

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If you want to test your movie trivia skills, Reddit's <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly/">r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly</a> is a fun guessing game in which Redditors describe a movie in an intentionally deceptive way to see if anyone can figure out their riddles.&nbsp;Sometimes the clue is vague enough to sound like another movie, such as “In pursuit of ultimate power, a purple being must have a young woman sacrifice. At the end of the film, the purple being achieves ultimate power, but is severely wounded in the chest by a vengeful prince.” (It sounds an awful lot like Infinity Wars, but it's actually <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly/comments/dptapg/in_pursuit_of_ultimate_power_a_purple_being_must/">The Little Mermaid</a>.) Other times, family-friendly films are described in a way that makes them sound R-rated, such as “Man is forced to participate in the rescue of a hostage by the government, that has turned his residence into a refugee camp.” (<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly/comments/efkrwa/man_is_forced_to_participate_in_the_rescue_of_a/">Shrek</a>.)See which movies you can guess based solely on their badly described plots.

17 Poorly Explained Movie Plots We Found In 2024 That Are As True As They Are Funny

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17 Best Movie Plots Explained Badly In 2024, Ranked

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Lists of funny signs, postings, and placards that are ridiculous and hilarious - intentionally or otherwise.

Signs of the Times

As if driving wasn't already difficult enough, there always seem to be peculiar signs all over the road just waiting to confuse drivers all over the world. Whether be a construction zone, or just poor city planning, there are road signs out there with symbols and information that'll make your brain explode. Rather than being helpful, street signs often end up being a sick, twisted joke. Sure, Waze or Google Maps are usually there to save the world's drivers, but it doesn't give these road signs the right to make no sense. So before you go on your next driving adventure,&nbsp;enjoy these 20 funny road sign pictures that are nearly guaranteed to confuse you so much that you may never want to get behind the wheel ever again.

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Lists that rank the greatest, most memorable quotes from your all-time favorite movies and shows (and maybe even a few you haven’t seen).

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Movies have a way of leaving an indelible impression on viewers, often through memorable quotes that resonate long after the end credits have rolled. Some films become etched into the collective consciousness with their unforgettable dialogue, creating moments that are quoted and rehashed for generations to come. In these most quotable movies, every line carries weight, emotion, or humor, making them some of the most enduring pieces of cinema history.Such quotable movies boast compelling plotlines, intriguing characters, and powerful ideologies that serve as vehicles for delivering impactful dialogues. The perfect combination of scriptwriting brilliance and impeccable acting results in lasting impressions on audiences worldwide. These films continue to be celebrated not only for their storytelling prowess but also for distinctive lines that have become synonymous with their characters and stories.For instance, The Princess Bride is a film brimming with wit and charm, making it a treasure trove of timeless quotes such as "Inconceivable!" or "As you wish." Similarly, The Godfather provides an insightful look into the world of crime while offering lines like "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse," which remain etched in popular culture even today. Another quintessential example is Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope, which gave us unforgettable phrases like "May the Force be with you," cementing its place among the best movie one-liners ever uttered. These examples represent just a fraction of the countless quotable films that stand tall in cinema history.Movies with exceptional dialogues serve as cultural touchstones that connect generations through shared experiences. These most quotable movies provide a perfect blend of captivating storylines and evocative language that keeps them relevant even decades after their initial release. Their remarkable ability to leave lasting impressions testifies to the power of great storytelling and highlights how well-crafted words truly transcend time.

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Let's get ready to laugh with our hilarious list of the funniest college football player names of 2024! This unique collection has been curated for sports fans who appreciate a little comedy with their competition. The ranking of these unconventional monikers is determined by you, the fans, based on originality, wit, oddity, and the chuckle-factor. The aim is to celebrate diversity, creativity, individuality, and of course, humor.Meet the engagingly named players currently throwing, catching, and running down fields across the country. In Texas, "General Booty", boasts a surname that’s been carried down through generations, commanding laughs along with respect. "Kool-Aid McKinstry" from Alabama, refreshes the spirit of the game, his nickname hinting at both his charisma on and off the field. Then there's the powerful "Pig Cage" from LSU - a moniker that paints a picture of an unstoppable force. Louisiana Tech's "Decoldest Crawford" stands out with a handle that echoes his chillingly slick plays. North Carolina's "Storm Duck" is a whirlwind on the field, his unique name perfectly encapsulating his dynamic abilities.These silly and weird names manage not only to tickle your funny bone but also bring a distinct flavor to the game. Whether they remind you of a favorite snack or a <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-superheroes-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">comic book hero</a>, each one sets the individual player apart. However, the final decision is yours! It’s time to put your sports knowledge and sense of humor to the test.Which of these quirky, absurd, and downright funny names deserves the number one spot in 2024? Cast your vote, participate in a crowd ranking, and be part of the fun-loving, sports-watching community that decides which name leaves a lasting impression on the college football scene!

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These lists feature timeless memes from the halcyon days of the Internet. Let these amusing macros take you by the hand, lead you down memory lane, and bathe you in the warmth of gentle chortles.

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The very best of the College Freshman Meme introduces us to random student guy, a dude who is ready to take on the world before he's even passed a single class. Yes, the College Freshman Meme is enjoying the challenges that nearly every freshman college student faces at one time or another: keeping grades up while partying his ass off, bragging to friends about his partying and then, figuring out how to pay for all the partying. He loves Bob Marley, man, (but he only knows &quot;One Love&quot;), has just discovered The Beatles and believes, after mastering just a few guitar chords, that he's a budding musician. He'll play &quot;Rock You Like a Hurricane&quot; for anyone who cares to hear (and some who don't) as he leaves his dorm room wide open and sits on his little cot/bed strumming away, missing class (again) while he follows his dream to become the next rock star!The College Freshman Meme is popular – with good reason. This Meme is SO stereotypical, we all know him. Or we've known him back in the day, though we don't often admit it. This guy will change majors more times than most change socks, and his poor (or soon to be poor) parental unit will gladly finance his six or seven years of higher learning (plus at least five years of fraternity dues, depending on when they finally decide to kick him out of the frat house). He's also have a hit on Reddit – and he thinks that's way cool. Dude.Without further adieu, we present to you the very, very best of the College Freshman Meme! And if you're looking for some other great memes, check out these lists for the very best of the Lonely Computer Guy Meme (probably College Freshman Meme's father), the very best of the Oblivious <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-oblivious-suburban-mom-meme/lauriem?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Suburban Mom Meme</a> (probably his mama) and <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-good-guy-greg-meme/greg"> the very best of the Good Guy Greg Meme (his mentor).</a>

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&quot;Your mom&quot; jokes are one of the most outdated, childish, and hilarious ways to come back at someone or to burn someone for absolutely no reason at all. Funny &quot;your momma&quot; jokes are actually quite difficult to come by. They&#39;re all pretty standard. Calling your mom fat, stupid, old or ugly are really all that people can do. And most of the time, these people have never even met our mothers.

When you tell a &quot;yo mama&quot; joke, funny or not, you&#39;re really just looking to insult someone in a somewhat inventive way that causes them to feel offense because something they care about is being insulted. Instead of &quot;your mom,&quot;&nbsp;for example, if someone really likes their car or their iPhone, you could always do that to the same effect. For some reason &quot;your girlfriend&quot; jokes are somewhat off-limits. You never see anyone making constant girlfriend jokes instead of <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/mom-jokes/jack-napier" target="_blank">funny mom jokes</a> - at least not without <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-movie-punches/jacob-shelton?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">someone getting punched</a> by the end of it.

What are the best &quot;your mom&quot; jokes? Here, all in one place, are the funniest &quot;your mom&quot; jokes the internet has had to offer in recent history. Videos not included, but all of these good &quot;your mom&quot; picture jokes are not only somewhat better than the average mom joke, but they&#39;re actually quite amazing. If you want more entertainment check out these <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/knock-knock-jokes/jack-napier" target="_blank">knock knock jokes</a>.

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Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better. Slice of pepperoni pizza from Domino's? Mediocre. Slice of pepperoni pizza from Slice of Life? Awesome (+1 if you get the Dexter reference). Pulled pork sandwich from KFC? Gross. Pulled pork sandwich from Forrest Rump? Awesome. Point is: restaurants with pun names are the best.This <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/top-restaurant-chains-in-america?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">list of restaurants</a> with pun names is a collection of <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-mexican-restaurant-signs/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny restaurant signs</a> and names from around the world. Are there brunch puns? You better bellini it. Burger puns? Lettuce tell you about it. Puns about Vietnamese cuisine? You pho it. Ok, enough. There are a plethora of clever restaurant names for you to peruse, so get to it.If you're into food and funny, don't forget to check out <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/13-funniest-sexy-foreign-food-commercials/michael-gibson">funny foreign food commercials</a> and the greatest food abominations of all time. If that's not enough cool food for you, have a donut and carry on.

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Despite months of careful planning and thousands of dollars poured into every beautiful, unforgettable detail, here are some weddings that were ruined anyway.

Fairy Tale Wedding Fails

Epic wedding FAILs are here to both assure you that your own wedding day wasn&#39;t that bad and to warn you about the perils that can be associated with a couple&#39;s big day. It&#39;s been said that anything that can go wrong will, but for these couples, a funny wedding fail turned out to be not just &quot;something&nbsp;that went wrong&quot; but &quot;something that went horibly&nbsp;wrong.&quot; Whether it&#39;s the bride whose wedding dress falls off, the groom who drops the bridesmaid, or the wedding guest who vomits during her speech &mdash; you can just be glad that you aren&#39;t any of these people. &nbsp;

The best/worst part? Most of these wedding FAILs were caught on video so they will be forever remembered. Wedding dress fails and bride fails are the stuff of legend, and now you can watch the proof that these wild things actually did happen. With wedding season just around the corner, here are the greatest videos of people completely ruining weddings&nbsp;the internet has to offer.

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After spending so very many hours watching a TV show, we form strong attachments - and revulsions - to certain characters. Let's rank 'em.

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Who are the funniest current TV characters on air right this very moment? This is your chance to vote up the small screen characters you truly believe are the funniest on the tube. Sitcom superstars like Deandra Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-cartoons-right-now/akansha-kakkad?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Current cartoon characters</a> like Eric Cartman from South Park and Pam Poovey from Archer are also included. In fact, other animated series have given us some of the funniest characters on television right now. For instance, Bob's Burgers brought audiences Louise Belcher, while Family Guy introduced the world to Stewie Griffin.Funny characters <a href="/crowdranked-list/best-shows-currently-on-the-air?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">currently on TV</a> span from comedic network TV characters like Wayne on Letterkenny.Which of these current TV show characters in 2020 do you think are the funniest and most laugh-out-loud hilarious? Cast your votes below on funny television characters, provided they are on a current show (network or streaming).